A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls…
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A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my…
Little 5-year-old Johnny was running around the house making noise… When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do? Like maybe go…
The husband comes home with a scratch on his chest When the husband came home, he was worried because his mistress had pulled out his nails…
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her…
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for…
A Husband looks at his wife and says… “I bet you can not say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”…
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top…
A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: “A baby brother.” “Daddy and I would like to give you…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What…