My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle,…
Browsing: Jokes
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for b3d, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his…
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides…
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women…
A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km/h, will you take…
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,…
A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m…
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the…
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because…
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one…