A man goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?“ He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I…
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Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer. One…
The captain comes over the intercom. “Attention passengers we’ve had a minor problem with one of our engines but we have three more and will only…
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,… Where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the…
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and…
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell…
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. “Hello there and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles the woman, “I’m…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna…
When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened.…