A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,…
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A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him. He couldn’t believe his…
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,…
A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and…
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him…
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a…
As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the…
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date…
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The…