A guy wakes up with a huge hangover and no recollection of his night out with his mates Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle…
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A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even…
The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing. Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and the friend says…
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,…
“Oh, Pierre, I want you to kiss me”, she exclaims. And so he tilts her chin up and leans in, but just before he plants a…
A teacher told his students, “The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.” Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room,…
Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on…
A very attractive lady walks up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. She seductively signals…
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, “…You know, where I’m from, there’s a…
There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, “I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time……