A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance…
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This shop was the talk of the town. Fresh and new delicious sandwiches made each day. The man ordered a foot long sub sandwich with all…
and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil.…
God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil…
God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the dev!l to be let in. God calls the dev!l and the dev!l…
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees…
Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I” After a few children come to the front with predictable statements…
Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a match there,… you must take note…
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks…
Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the…