A woman visits her husband in prison… Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer…
Browsing: Jokes
A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to…
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son about what he would like to be when he grew up. He went over…
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded…
Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the…
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so…
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers “Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “Hello,…
A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, “Do you remember on our wedding day you promised…
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny…
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying…