A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His…
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Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and…
Little Johnny goes into a bar and sees a sign that says $200 if you can make the horse laugh! So Little Johnny goes over to…
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to…
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out: He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop…
Sometimes in life, things are never what they may seem. Many years ago, a friend of mine told me the following true story… When he was…
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a…
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose…
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with…
3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30…