One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot…
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Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window,…
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two…
Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was…
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries. The wife of Tony…
A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. “Fellas! My hole is so big that I’ll give $100 to anyone who has something…
A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need some protection. How much…
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he…
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz…