Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar. The First One Has An Idea: “We’ll Buy A Hot Dog And…
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A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been…
A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the…
The doctor was having tea with his wife when the phone rang. From there his friend said three of us are sitting, carrying a bottle of…
Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to…
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You…
At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness, an old woman around 80 and he asks her with a professional…
Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally…
An elderly couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and…
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more…