🐣 Egged on Easter Eve?! One Woman’s Sh0cking Holiday Showdown With Her Neighbor Over… a Bunny Display 🎭🚗🥚
You’d think the worst thing about Easter is accidentally biting into a black jellybean.
But for me? It was walking out to my car the morning before Easter and discovering it had been absolutely shellacked… in real eggs.
Cracked shells. Dripping yolk. A stench strong enough to resurrect a Roman soldier.
At first, I thought it was a teenage prank — you know, the usual pre-holiday mischief. But then I followed the trail… which literally led across my neighbor Brian’s driveway. 🙃
🐰 Meet Brian: Holiday Hero or Egg-Throwing Villain?
I knocked on his door, half-confused, half-fuming.
He opened it like nothing happened.
His excuse?
“Your car is blocking the view of my Easter display.”
You read that right.
Brian — 50s, lawn inflatable enthusiast, known in the neighborhood for going full LED every holiday — had egged my car because it was in the way of his pastel lights and 7-foot foam bunny.
Apparently, I was ruining the “Easter experience” for drive-by spectators.
I calmly explained:
“Brian, I’m a single mom with twin toddlers. I park there because I’m hauling two humans, a stroller, and groceries every day.”
His response?
“Not my problem. Park down the street.”
I didn’t yell.
I didn’t cry.
I just smiled, nodded… and began plotting.
When Egg-stra Becomes Outrageous
Let’s break this down:
I parked legally.
My car got vandalized.
I remained calm.
Brian turned into the Holiday Grinch with a basket full of eggs.
Newsflash, neighbor: destroying property over your light display is not festive — it’s felony-adjacent.
What You Should Do If Your Neighbor Pulls a Brian
Sadly, I’m not the only one dealing with holiday hostility. If something like this happens to you:
Document everything – Pics or it didn’t happen. Capture every sticky angle.
Stay calm – Don’t match their crazy. Just log it.
File a report – Vandalism is a crime, no matter how “festive” the motive.
Contact insurance – You’d be surprised how much damage eggs can do to paint.
Invest in a security cam – Because evidence > drama.
In my case? The cleanup’s going to cost, and the paint might need fixing. But honestly? The bigger mess is how some people think their decorations matter more than basic decency.
Holidays Are for Joy — Not Driveway Drama
Let’s not forget: Easter is about renewal, kindness, and community.
It’s not about who has the flashiest bunny or the best light display. It’s certainly not about sabotaging your neighbor because your lawn “ambiance” is being blocked.
If Brian had just knocked on my door and asked nicely? I might’ve found another spot.
But now? Well, let’s just say…
He Gave Me Eggs, I’m Serving Karma (With a Wink)
No, I’m not stooping to vandalism — that’s Brian’s jam.
But tomorrow morning, a certain someone is waking up to a tasteful, hand-drawn sign in front of my car:
“Brian’s Bunny Boulevard: Now Featuring Real-Life Drama & Free Protein Samples.”
Let’s see how well that pairs with his inflatable chick.
Happy Easter, folks.
And remember: you can’t egg someone’s peace and expect it not to crack.