šš„ Kitchen Jacuzzi: When Open Concept Went Full Midlife Crisis…
Once upon a time, āopen conceptā meant knocking down a wall to bring the family closer.
Now? It means soaking in a bubbling Jacuzzi next to your air fryer.
Yes, you read that right.
Thereās a hot tub in the kitchen.
Or is it a kitchen in the bathroom?
We donāt know. Weāre scared. And strangely… intrigued.
š¤ Genius or a Cry for Help?
Who looked at a bubbling lasagna and thought,
āYou know what this room is missing? Bubbles for me.ā
Itās a bold move.
Imagine sipping a glass of wine while your soup simmers and your pores open.
Multitasking?
No. Mastercheffing meets spa day.
šµāš« Risks Include:
Confusing bath bombs with bouillon cubes
Hair in places it should not be (looking at you, spaghetti)
Guests asking why your bathroom smells like garlic bread
š But Letās Be Honestā¦
Part of us loves it.
The chaos.
The glamour.
The sheer āI gave up on rulesā energy of it all.
This is for the girlies who said,
āI want to be well-fed and emotionally healedāin the same room.ā
š” Final Thought:
The Kitchen Jacuzzi is either the next big thingā¦
Or proof weāve all officially lost the plot.
And honestly?
We donāt hate it.